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Story Time with Children

Here’s a list of classroom jokes that are sure to bring a smile to kids' faces:

1. Why was the math book sad?  

   Because it had too many problems!

2. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?  

   Because they wanted to go to high school!

3. Why did the student eat his homework?  

   Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

4. What is a snake’s favorite subject?  

   Hiss-tory!

5. Why did the music teacher need a ladder?  

   To reach the high notes!

6. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?  

   Because she’ll let it go!

7. Why did the computer go to school?  

   To improve its bytes!

8. What did the pencil say to the paper?  

   I dot my i’s on you!

9. What’s a pirate’s favorite subject?  

   Arrrrrrt!

10. Why did the student bring a blanket to class?  

    Because it was a warm-up exercise!

11. What did the calculator say to the student?  

    You can count on me!

12. Why didn’t the skeleton do well in school?  

    Because he didn’t have any guts!

13. What did the teacher do with her students' report cards?  

    She gave them an A for effort and an E for excellent.

14. Why are fish so smart?  

    Because they live in schools!

15. What’s a teacher’s favorite tree?  

    Geometry!